Lets break things down.
Elon makes his money by Co founding PayPal. With banking and money transferring platforms in place he sold the enterprise to eBay an auctioning platform that already sells military gear and vehicles. Transitioning to Tesla. Arguably single handedly making electric cars relevant. Elon and I assume, his predominantly blue wearing minions not only begin manufacture of electric cars but also systems that allow them to remote drive and capture tons of personal data. Around this time Elon announces his "Boring" Company and produces a limited run of flame throwers, the beginning of Elons Arms division?
Most diabolically Elon not only builds the electric cars he also builds the necessary infrastructure to charge them. Here's where's things really get super villainy. Dudes got his own space company. Building the first workable reusable rocket systems that also have heavy lift capabilities. With Space X off the ground (see what I did there?) He adds satellites to his Resume and is now also on the verge of becoming a massive telecommunications company with Starlink. Releasing Star Link which is a web of satellites that will ultimately coil around the planet ( kinda proud of that one) providing cellular and data services in remote locations and soon in countries that dont allow their citizens un fettered access to these services. Elons famously stated his intent for Space X is to occupy Mars what was the name of Destro's arms company? your guessed it... M.A.R.S. Remember the Boring company that made flamethrowers, turns out it's actually a company that builds tunnels for some reason? I can only guess because secret bases and dope ass villain hide outs dont build themselves?
Ohhh shits getting good now right? I have to admit, This theory only occurred to me with the latest announcement of the Tesla Robot. I couldn't help feeling like it looked oddly familiar?
Yup Elons building his very own B.A.T. right from the comics and cartoons. Is this a case of life imitating art? Could be. Thankfully I dont think we have to be truly concerned unless Elon starts hanging out with a guy that alternates his hat game between mirrored face mask or a tailored rag with a cobra on his forehead. Needless to say I know what I am gonna be watching for in future Elon press releases.
James
The Lowered HMFIC
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